spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt โ€˜cause I missed my mouth in general.

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget itโ€™s a swear word


freddyskrueger:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

*takes notes*